Tax!!!

dil karta hai unkil same ko :kaboom:

ullo ka kaan itnaa tax leta hai itna tax leta hai ke kabhi kabhi jo hath mein ata hai taxes se kaam hi lagta hai :crying:

:crying:

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Kyoon kamati ho itnaa :hoonh: jo tax daina paRtaa hay

Naa Shukri qaum :smilestar:
:chai:

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nia :hugz:

yasara tax ki baat na karo mushkil say uss kay sawal hul hotay hain

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james paa ji i make 10 rupaaiyaa a day aur yeh logg kabhi 6 to kabhi 8 rupeiyaa rakh lete hain- daal rote kese kahein -

aur nice shoes and bags - they are all dream *crying

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So true Nia

So true :(

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I will pay you Rs. 20 per day and 2 x shoe per annum, bus mara khana pekana aur marey ghar ki safaai bhi ker dena OK baba bonus bhi miley ga

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Don't file taxes - a lot of em don't and get away with it.

Unless you've already been screwed by the IRS.

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Nia :love:

:bravo:

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uncle same kon hain ab ?

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^ hehe...not uncle same..
i think she meant uncle sam :p meaning the u.s. gov't :D

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to woh nia kay uncle kub say ho gayee?

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:-) i pay 1400/mth deductions

bus iss say andaaza kar lo .. aur CHUP raho ;)

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:rotfl:
nahin yaara..it’s just a common thing or whatever…the gov’t is also known as uncle sam..
actually he’s an uncle to all of us :stuck_out_tongue:

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zippering mouth shut
zzziiippp....!

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[QUOTE]
nahin yaara..it's just a common thing or whatever...the gov't is also known as uncle sam..
actually he's an uncle to all of us
[/QUOTE]

yara .. lakin hum to nay musharaf sahab ko kabhi uncle nahi kaha

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:hugz: felllowwwwwww torontonian.. u would knowwwwww naa ke kitni parti hay agar aap par dependents na hon, family-common law partner na ho.. :frowning:

ITNA tax kat-ta hay. . ke main to “small business” register karaa kar car insurance, gas, cell, internet sabb business expenses main TIKAANAY ki soch raha hoon :frowning:

m.k.k!:mad2: wo to shukar hay harr saal stock options are increasing by like skyrocketting-amount..

(jiska result later year ke taxes main EXTRA income main pata chalta hay) :mad:

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hehe..yup. to aab jaldi jaldi shaadi kerain na..thora sa to benefit milay :smiley:

uh huh..you do that. and when they pull an audit on you..out of the blue..whatcha gonna do then..?

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actually.. we DO have a legal business registered.. and we end up doing some business out of it .. but it is 'shoqyaa' business, not to run the daal-roti of the table.. its audited every 3rd year i think.. cuz we arent really making any money outta it

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ahhh..well there you go .. :)
btw, are all businesses audited..or just a few that are picked from the batch?

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jokes aside - taxes are just too high
then again - kehnay walay kehtay hain “Abay bakwas karnay ki kya zaroorat hay- tumhain nahi achha lagta yeh system ti wapis chalay jao” .
Laikin imandari ki baat yeh hay kay tax kay badlay main return kafi kam hay (for immigrants). Hamaray taxes pay inn kay (gorooN kay budhay pal rahay hain) . Hamari palnay ki bari jab aiey gi uss waqt pata nahi kya halaat hon gay.

Laikin filhal tu ham sirf Tax day rahay hain , uss kay badlay main 24 hours bijli aur pani mill raha hay, 10th standard tak school free hay :smiley:

Itna tu pakistan main bhi mill jata hay :hmmm:

:chai: