At the end of the tax year the TAX OFFICE sent and inspector to audit the books of the synagouge. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabi and said, " I noticed you buy alot of candles.
What do you do with the candle drippings?"
“Good question,” noted the Rabi. " We saved them up and send them back to the candle makers, and every now and then they send us a free box of candles."
“Oh,” replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question had a practical answer. But on he went, in his obnoxious way:
“What about these matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs?”
“Ah yes,” replied the Rabi, realising that the inspector was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question. “We collect them and send them back to the manufacturers, and every now and then they send a free box of matzos”
“I see” replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all-Rabi. “Well Rabi,” he went on, “what do you do with all the leftover foreskis from the circumcisions you perform?”
“Here too, we do not waste,” answered the Rabi. “What we do is save up all the foreskins and send them back to the TAX OFFICE, and about once a year they send us a complete D!CK.”
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