A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD Canada, they decided to send it to Prime Minister.
The Prime Minister was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.
Prime Minister Jean Kritch-ian (hehehe) thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy. The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to GOD, which read:
Dear GOD,
Thank you very much for sending the money but, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Ottawa and, as usual, those jerks deducted $95.00.
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