This is rather funny, considering the fact that there was a debate in Religion forum about Tattoos! 
I couldn’t help overhearing a man at a nearby pay phone.
“I know it’s something you want,” he said earnestly, “but
I don’t think tattoos are a good idea. And the same goes
for body piercing. As long as you’re living in my house,
I think you should respect my wishes.”
I was secretly cheering him on for his fatherly firmness.
Then came the ‘coup de grace’: “Besides, Mom, you’re 75
years old! You don’t NEED a tattoo!”