Leaving Minnesota for Colorado, I decide to make a stop at one of those rest areas on the side of the road. I go in the washroom. The first stall was taken so I went in the second stall. I just sat down when I hear a voice from the next stall…
"Hi there, how is it going
Okay, I am not the type to strike conversations with strangers in washrooms on the side of the road. I didn’t know what to say so finally I say:
"Not bad…
Then the voice says:
"So, what are you doing?
I am starting to find that a bit weird, but I say:
“Well, I’m going back to Colorado…”
Then I hear the person say all flustered: "Look I’ll call you back, every time I ask you a question this idiot in the next stall keeps answering me
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^ 
did that really happen
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I heard a similar joke once, by a stand-up comedian in Comedy Central. The joke went like this:
You might have noticed this. When you go to the mall, while looking at the clothes, sometimes you pick up the soundwaves of “Hey! How’s it going?” from behind, as if someone is trying to engage in a happy conversation with you. As with every person’s natural instincts, you turn around with a happy face to see who it is, and only to third’s person’s amusement, you find a guy with a cellphone in his hand, talking to his girlfriend. Both of you have shock look on your faces, while you hear a laughter, somewhere by someone down in the panties section.
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no it's just a joke musicmaniac.