Talking Pictures/funny memes

KKF · April 7, 2016, 10:48pm

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roTii, kapRaa aur makaan = bullet, kafan and qabr

Anwer_Pasha · April 11, 2016, 4:01pm

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This can happen only in Pakistan with great 12 pass wisdom
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[RIGHT]گرینیڈ یا ڈیٹونیٹر؟ وضاحت کرتے ہوئے بم پھٹ گیا[/RIGHT]

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ملزم کے وکیل جبار لاکھو کا کہنا تھا کہ عدالت میں وہ اپنے موکل کے دفاع میں سوالات کر رہے تھے۔
**اس کے دوران انھوں نے پولیس کانسٹیبل سے اس بات کی وضاحت طلب کی کہ یہ گرینیڈ ہے یا ڈیٹونیٹر، جس پر پولیس کانسٹیبل نے کہا کہ وہ بہت عرصے تک فوج میں رہے ہیں اور وہ بہت تجربہ کار ہیں۔
**جبار لاکھو کا کہنا تھا کہ جب انھوں نے ڈیٹونیٹر کے بارے میں سوال کیا تو کانسٹیبل نے اسے ہاتھ میں لیا اور کہا کہ یہ کام نہیں کرے گا جس پر انھوں نے مزید معلوم کیا کہ اس کو کس طرح چلاتے ہیں۔
اس پر کانسٹیبل نے پن کھول کر دکھائی۔ جج صاحب نے ان سے پوچھا کہ اس سے کوئی نقصان تو نہیں ہوگا جس پر پولیس کانسٹیبل کا کہنا تھا کہ یہ صرف ڈیٹونیٹر ہے، لیکن اس کے بعد وہ پھٹ گیا۔

Captain1 · April 11, 2016, 7:23pm

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If he was in army and now in police, something must have gone wrong, easy with ‘12-jamat-pass hating’.

SID_NY · April 11, 2016, 7:52pm

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Patriotgames · April 11, 2016, 8:58pm

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And it has come true, he’s leaving for London for medical check up. PML-N can build all the fancy metros, orange lines, distribute laptops, but is not capable of building decent hospitals in the country.

Mostar95 · April 12, 2016, 7:45pm

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Anwer_Pasha · April 13, 2016, 4:06pm

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I am on the Kill List. This is what it feels like to be hunted by drones

Friends decline my invitations and I have taken to sleeping outside under the trees, to avoid becoming a magnet of death for my family

Malik Jalal ‘The UK wanted to kill me from afar - so here I am in person’](I'm on the Kill List. This is what it feels like to be hunted by drones | The Independent | The Independent)

lynxukauq · April 14, 2016, 10:08pm

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desert_bird · April 16, 2016, 6:47pm

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desert_bird · April 16, 2016, 6:49pm

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One Sharif is not ready to quit and the other Sharif is not ready to take over.

desert_bird · April 17, 2016, 7:32pm

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***POLA PEER

Anjul · April 18, 2016, 4:33pm

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Patriotgames · April 19, 2016, 6:24pm

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Per doctor’s prescription, one Rolex thrice a day as needed:

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Patriotgames · April 19, 2016, 6:52pm

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Captain1 · April 19, 2016, 6:55pm

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he needs few Rolex where sun don’t shine, to time the leaks

Mostar95 · April 19, 2016, 7:43pm

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Mostar95 · April 19, 2016, 7:46pm

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Mostar95 · April 19, 2016, 8:19pm

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SID_NY · April 21, 2016, 4:23pm

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Patriotgames · April 21, 2016, 4:51pm

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If pajama is ganda, perhaps he needs to put some diapers on for protection.