A guy walks into a talent agency with a dog, and says “I’ve
got a great act…my dog can actually talk.”
“Surrrre he can,” replies the talent agent, “prove it.”
So the fellow asks the dog, “What is on top of a building?”
“Roof, roof!” the dog replies.
“What does sandpaper feel like?”
“Rough, rough!” the dog replies.
The talent agent starts to get impatient as the man asks his
dog, “Who was the greatest baseball player of all time?”
“Ruth, Ruth!” says the dog.
Finally the agent becomes fed up and kicks the pair out of
his office. Once outside, the dog looks up at his master and
says, “Should I have said DiMaggio?”