About 3 weeks ago I was in Lahore and my sisters and one of my cousins went out for dinner at this one restuarant. When we got to the restaurant, there was a realllyyyy long waiting line, so my sister said that we should ask them how long the wait will be before we get seated. So, my cousin and I went in and my cousin (she’s a very bholi baali pagal larki lol) goes up to the guy at the counter and says, “Excuse me sir, aapka wait kitna haiy?”
hahahahahahh 
omg I busted out laughing and the guy was like “Um, kya? 
” and then he started laughing, too. Baychaara hahahhahah 
the end. 