When Taliban occupied Afghanistan, they were looking for people who did not know how to say their prayers.
Once they caught a man who didn’t know how to say Namaaz.
Talib : bolo sobhe ki namaaz mai ketne rukat hoti hain?
Admi : ( dar kar ) 7 rukat
Talib osy aik chantta marta hai owr phir se pochta hai ke batao sobhe ki namaaz me ketne rukat hoti hai
Admi : ( thinks he said less ) 15 rukat
Talib (osy owr marta hai ) batao warna jan se mar dalon ga tumhe
Admi : 25 rukar
Talib ( osy owr zeyada marta hai ) batao warna isi waqt tumhe qatal kar doon ga
Admi : 40 rukat
akher talib ese chordh deta hai.. ye admi zakhmi halat me ghar jata hai … ( on the way ) iss ka dost esy iss halat me dek kar pochta hai .. ye keya howa tumko kisi se lardaii howa hai keya …
admi : nahi yaar wo Taliban ne pakra tha owr sobhe ki namaaz ka pooch rahe thy ke kitni ruku hoti hai me ne bataya ke 7 pher 15 owr pher owr ziyada to onho ne mara muje..
Dost : abhy be-waqoof .. sobhe ki namaaz 4 rukat bata dete
Admi : haan! tu ja waha par batao 4 rukat … me ne to 40 rukat bhi bataya to wo nahi manne agar 4 bolta to kahan mante…
Re: Taliban
i don't get it