When Taliban occupied Afghanistan, they were looking for people who did not know how to say their prayers.
Once they caught a man who didn’t know how to say Namaaz.
Talib : bolo sobhe ki namaaz mai ketne rukat hoti hain?
Admi : ( dar kar ) 7 rukat
Talib osy aik chantta marta hai owr phir se pochta hai ke batao sobhe ki namaaz me ketne rukat hoti hai
Admi : ( thinks he said less ) 15 rukat
Talib (osy owr marta hai ) batao warna jan se mar dalon ga tumhe
Admi : 25 rukar
Talib ( osy owr zeyada marta hai ) batao warna isi waqt tumhe qatal kar doon ga
Admi : 40 rukat
akher talib ese chordh deta hai.. ye admi zakhmi halat me ghar jata hai … ( on the way ) iss ka dost esy iss halat me dek kar pochta hai .. ye keya howa tumko kisi se lardaii howa hai keya …
admi : nahi yaar wo Taliban ne pakra tha owr sobhe ki namaaz ka pooch rahe thy ke kitni ruku hoti hai me ne bataya ke 7 pher 15 owr pher owr ziyada to onho ne mara muje..
Dost : abhy be-waqoof .. sobhe ki namaaz 4 rukat bata dete
Admi : haan! tu ja waha par batao 4 rukat … me ne to 40 rukat bhi bataya to wo nahi manne agar 4 bolta to kahan mante…
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it dont make sense :p
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well u didn't get it then or either u might be the same guy caught by a talib..lol jk
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If you would have presented in more NEATER way ,would be so cool
well, i found it funny .. ;) (;
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:)
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kya 
achha joke hai!!!
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you didn’t get the joke ?? r u serious!!
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^^ The topic is not very “jokey” 
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cough
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Sahih sar pita hy Mera bhi yehi hal hy Aysa LANTI LATIFA ya JOKE zindagi main pehli bar suna hy.Lakh Lanat:mad: bnany or sunany waly pr
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Originally Posted by bellarie
He is surprised how this khurafat is still here
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**GA is main tumhin achai khan nazar ai hy.I read a joke in “JSARAT” Jmaaty Islami ka akhbar tha halka mazah tha magar is andaz main Taliban ki tazhik Lahola Walaquatta. **
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yaar aap to mujhe gali de rahe ho… etna ziyada jazbati ho gaey app to…lol anyway I 4give you bro…and btw its the truth… not the joke but taliban really did FORCE people to pray even though if u had pray before they would make u pray again while we all know that in ISLAM one cannot force the other to follow the rules…And thats y Allah didn’t help them during the war… well it’s a joke section not a political or religious place for our debate…
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Imam Hussain bhi Sheheed hoy thy Do you think Allah ny on ki Madad nahi ki.Chera hy tu tarikh dykho Jin MUNAFQEEN ny Yzeed ko bhrkya Imam Hussain ky sath dhoka kia ohni ki NSAL sy MEER JAFER or MEER SADIQ pyda hoyOnhi ki Nsaly IRAN Shumali ITEHAD ny TALIBAN ko tbah ki awoh bhinahi janty thy on ky sath kon kia kr rha hy. Wohj u hain thy tum tu on ki gard kobhi nahi puhanch sakty. Nmaz qaim krny ka jab hukam hy tu hy.
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I don't know wt u r point is ....but let me tell you that Im not claiming that one must not pray. wt I mean, one cannot force other to pray.. you can only give dawat to others to pray but you cannot **impel **them..a good example of that is when our prophet (pbuh) invaded mekka he gave full authority to the kuffar whether they want to become muslim or not they r free to practice thier religion no one was forced to become muslim... but taliban really did push ppl... does that sound right .. r u really taking side with them?
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YES! I AM
I am not Parwyz Mushraf or Shaik Rasheed.
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YES! I AM
then you better know you're not following the true path of ISLAM because they r not followin it...