Talha's Top 50 All-Time Films

Time for another hit list - This time, I’m countin’ down my favourite films of all time - i updated today 01/13/05 - and won’t be updated during the time that i do this. So any films i see between now and the time it finishes - no matter how much I like, will not chart. Aight?!

50. Fast Times At Ridgemont High (1982)

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Director: Amy Heckerling
Genre: Coming-of-age, teen, comedy, drama
Cast: Sean Penn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Judge Reinhold, Phoebe Cates, Forest Whittaker, Nicholas Coppola (Nic Cage)
Random fact: The director went on to make another hugely successful teen film in 1995 - Clueless.
Box Office: Made more than 16 mil in just rentals

*Cool quotes:- *

*Stacy Hamilton: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda Barrett: A quart or so. *

One of the very first and most prominent coming-of-age sex-driven teen comedies of the 1980's. Fast Times was controversial, provocative and in your face. It also made stars out of Nic Cage, Phoebe Cates, Sean Penn, Judge Reinhold and Jennifer Jason Leigh. It's hilarious. Check it out - it's a classic!

49. The House Of Yes (1997)

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Director: Mark S. Waters
Genre: Black comedy
Cast: Parker Posey, Josh Hamilton, Tori Spelling, plus Freddie Prinze Jnr, Genevieve Bujold
Box Office: $617,000 - well it is an Indie movie!
Random fact: Tori Spelling adopted a dog, Audrey during the shooting of this movie.
Cool quotes:-
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Mrs Pascal: Jackie and Marty belong to each other. Jackie's hand was holding Marty's penis when they came out the womb.

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Mrs. Pascal: What's that gun doing there?
Jackie-O: It's not a gun. It's a camera.
Mrs. Pascal: It's a gun.
Jackie-O: It's a camera that looks like a gun.
Marty: Relax, Mama, it isn't loaded.
Mrs. Pascal: How do you know?
Marty: I checked.
Mrs. Pascal: What's it doing there?
Jackie-O: Being gunlike, gunonic, gunesque.
Mrs. Pascal: Where did it come from?
Jackie-O: God? *

This little-known movie starring Indie Queen Parker Posey, is a hilarious film about a mentally-unstable girl (Posey) who awaits her brother's (Hamilton) visit for Thanksgiving. It all turns rather ugly when he brings a new girlfriend, the younger brother seduces the girlfriend and we find out the brother and sister used to do it. Not your average Hollywood movie

*48. Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986) *

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Director: John Hughes
Genre: Coming-of-age, teen, comedy
Cast: Matthew Broderick, Alan Ruck, Mia Sara, Jeffrey Jones, Jennifer Grey, Charlie Sheen
Box Office: $70 mill in cinema, $28 mill in rentals (U.S. only)
Random fact: Cindy Pickett and Lyman Ward, who played Ferris' parents, married in real life after filming this movie.

*Cool quotes:- *

*Grace (about Ferris): Oh, he's very popular Ed. The sportos, the motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads--they all adore him. They think he's a righteous dude.

Ferris: Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond. *

Another 80's teen classic that revolves around Ferris Bueller (Matthew Broderick) who fakes being sick to ditch school, bringing along his best mate and girlfriend along for an action-packed day, trying to avoid parents, principals and one jealous-ass sister. It's very clever, with Ferris constant talkings to the camera.

Re: Talha's Top 50 All-Time Films

and we care because?

you don't have to...:p

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Talha has good choice in movies. So people should shut up and check out these recommendations.

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are they in random order? :p

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*Hey Talha, I better see De Niro, Pacino and Hoffman movies in there somewhere :smokin: *.

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Be patient. He's not even half way through his list. No list would be complete without De niro or al Pacino.

47. American History X (1998)

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Director: Tony Kaye
Genre: Drama/Crime/Thriller
Cast: Edward Norton, Edward Furlong, Beverly D'Angelo
Box Office: $6 mil, $4 mil short of the budget
Random fact: The "F" word is used 205 times... Woo!

Cool quotes:-

*Derek Vinyard: One in every three black males is in some phase of the correctional system. Is that a coincidence or do these people have, you know, like a racial commitment to crime?

Derek Vinyard: We're so hung up on this notion that we have some obligation to help the struggling black man, you know. Cut him some slack until he can overcome these historical injustices. It's crap. I mean, Christ, Lincoln freed the slaves, like, what? 130 years ago. How long does it take to get your act together? *

It's a powerful, sickening, blunt film that although is slightly clichéd - gets it's point across - Edward Norton and Edward Furlong's amazing performances are flawless, particularly Ed Norton's who's 3 stages of Danny are as insanely watchable as they bloody sickening. Not one for the faint hearted, this film is about (simply put) black vs. white.

*46. Liar Liar (1997) *

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Director: Tom Shadyac
Genre: Comedy
Cast: Jim Carrey, Maura Tierney, Jennifer Tilly, Justin Cooper, Cary Elwes
Box Office: More than $275 mil in U.S. Box Office and rentals.
Random fact: When Fletcher literally beats himself up in the restroom, no sound effects were used; those are really the sounds of Jim Carrey's head slamming into the urinal, floor, and walls.

Cool quotes:-

*Bum: Sir, can you spare a little change?
Fletcher: Yes I could.
Bum: Well, will you?
Fletcher: No.
Bum: Why not?
Fletcher: Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.

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Judge Stevens: How are we this morning, Counselor?
Dana: Fine, thank you.
Judge Stevens: And how about you, Mr. Reede?
Fletcher: I'm a little upset about a bad sexual episode I had last night.
[Shocked pause]
Judge Stevens: Well, you're young. It'll happen more and more. In the meantime, what do you say we get down to business? *

What can I say? I'ma huge Jim Carrey fan - and this is one of his best moments! Stand out movie - A hilarious script, great acting - and the outtakes at the end are brilliant!

45. Bedazzled (2000)

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Director: Harold Ramis
Genere: Comedy
Starring: Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley, Frances O’Connor
Box Office: Total gross of over 37 mil in the U.S. alone
Random fact: A high-tech lonely nerd is given seven wishes by the Devil who has his soul - this film also known as Teuflisch in German language.

Cool quotes:-

*[Reading the Devil’s contract]

Elliot Richards: “I, Elliot Richards, hereafter known as the Damned” - the Damned?
The Devil: How about “the Darned,” sound better?

[being hauled away by policemen]
Elliot Richards: I’m telling you, the Devil gypped me for a HAMBURGER

[singing to Alison as sensitive guy]

Elliot Richards: Mayo-nayo-naise. Swimming by the sandy shore, dancing up among the waves, dolphin, dolphin I adore everything you are. You’re so much more than a fish to me, my playful friend beneath the sea.
[making dolphin noise]

Elliot Richards: ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee, ee. *

This is one of the hilarious movies ever! oh my i laughed out so hard that my eyes were burst into tears - do you guys remember the scene in the basketball locker room when Brendan Fraser dropped the towel only to found out his penis size. :hehe: - Devil hasn’t been so sexy - highly recommend it - you’ll have good time!

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u have BAD TASTE in movies! vomit

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^ Hahaha... I knew as soon as some familiar movies come into the play, someone will say something like this.

Talha bhai jaan.. worry not, carry on. Don't stop. At this speed, we will be in Top-20, in late 2006. I don't want to delay the big christmas surprise!

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Bedazzled? Why Talha, WHY :( ?

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PS: talha bhai..u have alot of time on ur hand loll

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Bedazzled??? LoL. All was going well till I read bedazzled. I have the urge to lock the thread.

p.s Nah!! Carry on :D

What's so wrong about Bedazzled? i thought it was a funny movie - maybe not worth watching twice but certainly an entertainment.

44. The Breakfast Club (1985)

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Director: John Hughes
Genre: Drama/comedy/coming-of-age
Cast: Molly Ringwald, Judd Nelson, Emilio Estevez, Anthony Michael Hall, Ally Sheedy
Box Office: $34 million, U.S.
Random fact: Ally originally had Molly's part and Emilio originally had Judd's part.

*Cool quotes:- *

*Allison Reynolds: Your middle name is Ralph, as in puke, your birth date's March 12th, you're 5'9 and a half, you weigh 130 pounds and your social security number is 049380913.

Andrew Clark: Wow! Are you psychic?

Allison Reynolds: No.

Brian Johnson: Well, would you mind telling me how you know all this about me?

Allison Reynolds: I stole your wallet. *

John Hughes teen movies of the 1980's were always good valued - and this was one of the best ones - The Breakfast Club. The movie takes place in a school library where a jock, a nerd, a bad-ass, a freak and a princess are forced to spend hours together during a saturday detention - Ally Sheedy and Anthony Michael Hall makes this movie with their whack characters!