**Love Marriage: 
Raat k waqt husband:
“Paani Pilao”
Wife Paani leney gai…
husband ko nend agai…
Wife saari rat paani ka glass le kr khari rhi..
Subha husband ki aankh khuli to dekh kr boht khush hua… or Bola..
“Mango kya mangti ho…?” 
Wife: Kaminey Talaq de…!
**
