A man goes to the doctor and
tells him that he hasn’t been
feeling well. The doctor examines him, leaves the room and
comes back with three different bottles of pills.
The doctor says, “Take the green pill with a big glass of
water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass
of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take
the red pill with another big glass of water.”
Startled to be put on so much medicine the man stammers,
“Jeez doc, exactly what’s my problem?”
Doctor says, “You’re not drinking enough water.”