I wish to complain - the instructions on your deodorant were very misleading. I followed your instructions on a stick of deodorant to the letter: ‘Take Off Top, Push Up Bottom’, and was left semi-naked in some not inconsiderable pain. And it didn’t help my perspiring.
Now I understand my error, but it’s time that the writers of these instructions take responsibility for the resulting actions. The slogan on the front - ‘Sure Wont Let You Down’, was correct, I was unable to sit down all morning.
[This message has been edited by raaj-dulara (edited June 22, 2002).]