**Tafreeh Program in the Airplane
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When two people kiss in the in-flight movie, belch real loud.
Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.
Hijack the cockpit and, over the loudspeaker, announce that the first class passengers and luggage are to switch places.
Run down the aisle screaming, “He’s got a bomb! He’s got a bomb!”.
Go into the bathroom and make rude bodily noises, then come out looking refreshed.
Give someone a coin, saying “Heads, I detonate the bomb. Tails, I don’t”.
Describe your sex life in great detail to the five-year-old next to you.
Lead a bible study session in the back of the plane.
Start a hot dog stand.
Steal businessman’s laptop, play solitaire on it.
Pick your nose and pat the person next to you.
Show off your Batman underwear.
Switch accents and see if anyone notices.
Sneak into the cockpit and hit the warning alarm.
Go into the cockpit, flick on the intercom light, then loudly inquire as to why the fuel dial says “e”.
Sneeze, using somebody’s sleeve instead of your hand to cover it.
Snort when you laugh.
Ride carry-on luggage down the aisle, yelling “Yeee-ha!”.
With a desperate look, ask the stewardess where the bathroom is, then look relieved and say “Never mind. Do you have any towels?”.
Jump up and scream “AAAHHH!! I left the stove on!!”.
Ask someone for their autograph, pretending that you think they’re Kevin Costner or Goldie Hawn (This best then the person looks nothing like the movie star in question)
If someone has a bad toupee, whack it off.
Pretend you’re flying the plane.
Get some rub-on tattoos and a leather jacket, pretend that you belong to a biker gang.
Take over the plane with a toy gun.
Yell to someone “Is it time to hijack the plane yet?” (Note: Do this when there are stewardess nearby).
To the person next to you, say "It’s amazing that they didn’t notice the grenade in my luggage.
