Fake eyelashes.
I think a decent masacara does a better job.
Oh and those hair things on the side, gold ones, huge ones, like a bhindi but its not a bhindi. Its like the whole chavs and hoop earrings thing.
I'm not crazy about jhoomers either, but then they're so rarely done right. Door knocker earrings, though, can look quite fetching on the right chav. ;-)