I find it so amusing when a forum member’s jokes are “taken soooo personally”. I appreciate that you “don’t allow external links, especially to other forums, to be posted here in the Wedding [sections]” sadly for you" you don’t seem to be consistent when enforcing this, though if you wish to be, you’ve clearly got a lot of work ahead of you. Start-a-censorin’!
French manicures? The quip was about French pedicures, “darling”; I never implied you had that much taste. 
Dearest Pareezay: with moderators like you, who needs admins?
Thanks! 
PS: Just promise me that the next time you call me “darling”, you do it in your best Cristal Conners voice, darlin’!