Tackiest thing you're ever seen a bride rock...

Vaiiiiry gud! To seal the deal, though, I'll need a glossy 9×12" Headshot. ;-)

Yes, but hijabi brides often take extra pains to bring on the lulz. I've already discussed the hijabi with an obviously color-blind penchant for western bouquets (hers literally looked like it was nicked from one of the table arrangements), the particularly devout sister who paired her immaculate hijab with a short-sleeved, near-backless blouse (and pinned her pallu to ensure that every last inch of it showed), but there are also the hijabi brides who wear ten pounds of war-paint, to place extra emphasis on their un-covered faces (newsflash ladies: it's your wedding! It's safe to assume people already notice your face!).