Tackiest thing you're ever seen a bride rock...

Why am I never invited to such weddings? :*(

Again, if I went to a wedding, and the bride was “fake crying”, I’d have to stuff a rag in my mouth to keep from “real laughing”. Why does no one invite me to such weddings?!?

Unless you’re a Disney Princess, tiaras are a ‘never ever’.

True. On a socialite in the '60s they’d look great. On a woman in the 21st century, they look naff.