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I knew that was coming hehahahahahah
Good one :k:
HAWWW!
hahahahahahahhah
oh my goddd…
lolz
Did molvy fall a sleep while saying Tallaq… Tallaq???
somebody please translate 
i made out an Alif here and something else there, and then i gave up… 
ek molvi sahib nay bari koshish ke baad shadi karli. shadi ke dosray rooz raat ko bivi se kehnay lagay…ek glas pani to pila do…bivi pani lenay gai to molvi sahib ko neend a gai…subha jub ankh khuli to dekha ke bivi pani ka glas sirhanay lye khari hai…molvi sahib bohat khush hoay ke kitni nek or wafa shuar bivi mili hai. agli raat unhoon ne bivi se kaha ke meray paoon daba do…bivi ne paoon daba nay shuro kar dye…molvi sahib ko phir neend a gai…subha phir jub ankh khuli to dekha ke bivi usi tara paoon daba rahi hai…molvi sahib khushi se pagal ho gai…agli raat unhoon ne kaha ke meray sir me tail laga do…bivi tail liga ne lagi…molvi sahib phir so gai…subha uthay to bivi isi tarah inkay sir me tail malish kar rahi thi…molvi sahib ke moon se bay ikhtyar SubhanAllah nikal gia…phir wo baray pyar say bolay…mujay yaqeen nahi tha ke mujay aisy wafa shuar aur farmabardar shareef bivi milay ge. me bohat khush hoon…mango kya mangti ho?
bivi sir jhuka kar boli…sarka mujay Tallaq de dain.
thanks teaser!
If he asked me, “Maango kya maangtii ho?”
I would reply “Ab galaa dabaa duun?”
and then do it with the same dedication… 
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L:hehe:L
Hard to stop laughing after reading it :)