I just couldn’t resist this one, it’s got a nuaghty word in it though but i gotto keep it for the joke to make sense, i’ll post it though - if it’s unsuitable let me know i’ll delete it or a mod can
A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, 'T-G-I-F'
He smiled at her and replied,
'S-H-I-T'
She looked at him puzzled and said, 'T-G-I-F' again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, 'S-H-I-T.'
The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, 'T-G-I-F' another time.
The man smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, 'S-H-I-T.'
The blonde finally decided to explain things and this time she said, 'T-G-I-F. Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?'
The man answered, 'S-H-I-T, Sorry Honey It's Thursday.'
[This message has been edited by Ums (edited July 02, 2002).]
Oh UMS… ur such a rebel for posting this thread… the word is so naugty… i read this joke sitting in my closet and i giggled for hours cause it sooo naughty