"T - G - I - F."

CoolHeat · May 15, 2002, 7:34pm

The other day, I was getting into an elevator. As I entered, a lovely

blonde already inside greeted me by saying, “T - G - I - F.”

I smiled at her and replied, “S - H - I - T.”

She looked at me, puzzled, and said again, “T - G - I - F.”

I acknowledged her remark once more by answering,
“S - H - I - T.”

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile
and said to me as sweetly as possibly, “T - G - I - F” one more time.

Then I smiled back at her and once again replied with a quizzical
statement, “S - H - I - T.”

The blonde, finally deciding to explain, said, “T - G - I - F, Thank
Goodness It’s Friday…get it?”

I answered back, “S - H - I - T… Sorry, Honey, It’s Thursday.”