sweefs' magical rishta aunty business

[Dopey]

Re: sweefs’ magical rishta aunty business

really.

[Ess_Emm]

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@Dopey

I was hoping to be past the 1st impressions state after that many years on gupshup…tou anty ji mai ye rishta pka smjounh.

Well you can’t expect your name to go on top of the list after being missing for so long. You have to reintroduce yourself to our Khala Rishta wali aka @sweefs. Like, are your rotis gol? Can you make chicken shashlik?

@Sentry

What’s a larka? Who is hadeel? Hadeel sounds like a masculine name. Why does krispy kreme suck? Why can’t I sleep? Why do we have a sun? Why is the sky blue? Why do we not have a NBA team in the UK?

These are all good questions.

Larka = boy. God don’t be such a coconut.

And Hadeel is a Mashallah is our sister from Pakistan. And she’s got a job. And she’s a girl you knnow. so yeah.

@Sentry

Thanks for clearing that up ess emm loooooool.

You’re welcome

[Sentry]

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@Ess_Emm

Larka = boy. God don’t be such a coconut.

And Hadeel is a Mashallah is our sister from Pakistan. And she’s got a job. And she’s a girl you knnow. so yeah.

You’re welcome

Lol coconut? Moi? Never.. Well maybe..

I don’t even get what this thread is. Why am I being introduced to hadeel?

[OYMWA]

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Guys, the audio+video chat is now open.

[Sentry]

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@OneYourMomWarnedAbt

Guys, the audio+video chat is now open.

Good for the audio+video chat. Tell it I said well done but it’s not needed right now.

[sweefs]

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@Aaze

I want to sign up myself and Mr. Aaze. I think it’s about time we do the chai trolley scene.

Please hitch us up

knowing you, you’ll just want me to re-hitch you with mr aaze anyway mera time waste karein gay aap dono.

@Dopey

Did someone say rishta aunty?..ooooh oooooh sign me up sign me up please.

haan beta, soh bismillah.. queue mai kharay ho jao

@kakaballi

Be sure to maintain an equity based gender ratio among your clients.

LOL!

@Sentry

I have no idea what you just said fam but count me in

you don’t know urdu.. at all? i’m going to have to teach you. we can’t be having you on a pakistani forum and not learning urdu

@Sentry

What’s a larka? Who is hadeel? Hadeel sounds like a masculine name. Why does krispy kreme suck? Why can’t I sleep? Why do we have a sun? Why is the sky blue? Why do we not have a NBA team in the UK?

These are all good questions.

krispy kreme doesn’t suck, it’s your delusional taste buds

@Sentry

Lol coconut? Moi? Never.. Well maybe..

I don’t even get what this thread is. Why am I being introduced to hadeel?

this thread is my match making thread. im the rishta aunty, and i’ve decided you and hadeel will make a go of things

[Ess_Emm]

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@Sentry

Lol coconut? Moi? Never.. Well maybe..

I don’t even get what this thread is. Why am I being introduced to hadeel?

Because, you’re single and ready to mingle

@OneYourMomWarnedAbt

Guys, the audio+video chat is now open.

Random comment much? Wait are you inviting people to go there?

[OYMWA]

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@Sentry

Good for the audio+video chat. Tell it I said well done but it’s not needed right now.

will do..but it needs a sentry

[OYMWA]

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@Ess_Emm

Random comment much? Wait are you inviting people to go there?

duh!

[Aaze]

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@sweefs

knowing you, you’ll just want me to re-hitch you with mr aaze anyway mera time waste karein gay aap dono.

but won’t it look good on your CV if it says you hitched us up?

[sweefs]

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@Aaze

but won’t it look good on your CV if it says you hitched us up?

oh i see! that makes sense, you’re right.

yes aaze be my first ever jori!!!11

[Ess_Emm]

Re: sweefs’ magical rishta aunty business

@OneYourMomWarnedAbt

duh!

Ok. I’ll be there. I better not be the only one
@Aaze @sweefs @Shak @Sentry

Ya’ll better be there !

[Aaze]

Re: sweefs’ magical rishta aunty business

@sweefs

oh i see! that makes sense, you’re right.

yes aaze be my first ever jori!!!11

Good .. find me a sassu maa so I can do an interview :khatti:

[sweefs]

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okay, for a couple of minutes.. mans gotta cook an dat

[Sentry]

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@sweefs

you don’t know urdu.. at all? i’m going to have to teach you. we can’t be having you on a pakistani forum and not learning urdu

krispy kreme doesn’t suck, it’s your delusional taste buds

this thread is my match making thread. im the rishta aunty, and i’ve decided you and hadeel will make a go of things

What if I don’t wanna learn?

Of course it does. It’s proper expensive aswell for something below average. Morrisons fyi, now we’re talking.

Lol, I don’t even know any hadeel. I’m sure there’s plenty of single girls here who i’ve spoken with loads who should be under consideration instead

[Sentry]

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@Ess_Emm

Because, you’re single and ready to mingle

Not really ready to mingle but whatever comes my way I guess. American/canadian girls top my list though. Followed by ukers.. than there is a huge gap..

[Ess_Emm]

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@Sentry

What if I don’t wanna learn?

Of course it does. It’s proper expensive aswell for something below average. Morrisons fyi, now we’re talking.

Lol, I don’t even know any hadeel. I’m sure there’s plenty of single girls here who i’ve spoken with loads who should be under consideration instead

You’ve got plenty of time to get to know her after shadi.

[Sentry]

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@OneYourMomWarnedAbt

will do..but it needs a sentry

Awww..

I’m not really in the talking mood.. otherwise i’d hop in.

[sweefs]

Re: sweefs’ magical rishta aunty business

@Sentry

What if I don’t wanna learn?

Of course it does. It’s proper expensive aswell for something below average. Morrisons fyi, now we’re talking.

Lol, I don’t even know any hadeel. I’m sure there’s plenty of single girls here who i’ve spoken with loads who should be under consideration instead

doesn’t matter, you’ll have to learn anyway.. people alternate between urdu and english often here

im gonna ignore your KK hating

you’re obviously not shy, acha beta.. tell me.. who would you like me to rishtafy you with?

[khattichic]

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@Ess_Emm

Ok. I’ll be there. I better not be the only one
@Aaze @sweefs @Shak @Sentry

Ya’ll better be there !

mainay kya ghalti ki hai