sweefs' magical rishta aunty business

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Re: sweefs’ magical rishta aunty business

@Aaze

I want to sign up myself and Mr. Aaze. I think it’s about time we do the chai trolley scene.

Please hitch us up

knowing you, you’ll just want me to re-hitch you with mr aaze anyway mera time waste karein gay aap dono.

@Dopey

Did someone say rishta aunty?..ooooh oooooh sign me up sign me up please.

haan beta, soh bismillah.. queue mai kharay ho jao

@kakaballi

Be sure to maintain an equity based gender ratio among your clients.

LOL!

@Sentry

I have no idea what you just said fam but count me in

you don’t know urdu.. at all? i’m going to have to teach you. we can’t be having you on a pakistani forum and not learning urdu

@Sentry

What’s a larka? Who is hadeel? Hadeel sounds like a masculine name. Why does krispy kreme suck? Why can’t I sleep? Why do we have a sun? Why is the sky blue? Why do we not have a NBA team in the UK?

These are all good questions.

krispy kreme doesn’t suck, it’s your delusional taste buds

@Sentry

Lol coconut? Moi? Never.. Well maybe..

I don’t even get what this thread is. Why am I being introduced to hadeel?

this thread is my match making thread. im the rishta aunty, and i’ve decided you and hadeel will make a go of things