An Italian,a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction
site.
The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy,
“You’re in charge of sweeping.” To the Scotsman he says, "You’re in charge of shoveling. "And to the Chinese guy he says,“You’re in charge of supplies.”
“Now I have to leave for a little while,I expect you guys to make a big
dent in that pile of sand.” So the foreman goes away for a couple of hoursand when he returns,the pile is untouched. He asks the Italian, “Why didn’tyou sweep any of it?” The Italian replies,“I hava no broom. You saida to the Chinese afella that he awasa ina charge ofa supplies, but he hasa disappeared AND I nocouldafinda him nowhere.”
Then the foreman asks the Scotsman,“And you,I thought I told you to
shovel this pile”. The Scotsman replies, “Aye, ye did laddie, boot ah couldnay get meself a shoovel! Ye left th’Chinese laddie in charge of supplies, boot ahcouldnay fin’ him either.”
The foreman is real angry now and storms off toward the pile of sand to
look for the Chinese guy.
Just then, the Chinese guy leaps out from behind the pile of sand and
yells…
“SUPPLIES!!”
