A virgin Sardarji gets married to a virgin Sikhni. On their suhag raat, they talk a little about this and that and then go to sleep.
The next day, another Sikhni asks the Sardarji: How was it?
The perplexed Sardarji retorts: How was what? We just talked and then went to sleep.
Sikhni: Sardarji, if you don’t screw your wife, she’s gonna die!
Sardarji: So what should I do?
Sikhni: If she dies, just lift her legs and do her.
This Sikhni then goes to the virgin Sikhni and asks her the same question to which she gets the same reply. Then she tells the
virgin to pretend to be dead that night to which the latter agreed.
That night the Sardarji comes to his bedroom and lo and behold, his wife is dead. He remembers the advice and gets to work.
Both are ecstatic! And then, all of a sudden, Sardarji starts crying.
Sikhni: Muni samaj ai ke tunsi eney khush kiyoun hoey, maghar a rona kithon aa giya?
Sardarji: Oo munu pehley patta hunda te aj meri maan we zinda hundi!
Never Mess With a Gujjar