Two Sardar Jees were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like anything. So the other asked:
Why are you crying?
The first one replied: I came here for blood test.
So? You afraid? Asks the first one.
Nahin nahin. Unan nay meree unglee cut dettee see.
When the Sardar Jee hears that he starts crying too.
Hoon tanu kee hoya aiy? Asks the first sikh.
Mein thay aithay apnaa moter test karan ayaa vaan.