A man was sitting in a bar which happened to be
located on the top of a skyscraper. A big fella
walked in and said, ‘bartender, give me a Jack
Daniels.’
Then he downed the Jack and jumped out the window.
The man sitting at the bar was stunned, as the big
guy floated back in and sat down. The man at the
bar was amazed and said, ‘mister, how in the world
did you do that?’
The man said, ‘Its simple, there are a lot of wind
currents up here and they sweep you right back in
after you jump.’
The man at the bar said, ‘Well, can I try?’
‘Sure.’
So the man ran and jumped out the window and fell
to his death making a terrible racket. The
bartender looked at the man and said, ’
Superman, you can be a real jerk when you’re
drunk!’