Super international 'female' athlete is a man!

This is really crackin me up…

A multi-talented Zimbabwean international athlete who has won several awards in regional competitions as a female athlete has been arrested after it was discovered that he is a man, reports said on Wednesday.
Samukeliso Sithole, 17, was arrested last week after a female friend who had undressed in full view of the athlete found out that he was a male, the state dailies The Herald and Chronicle said.

The friend lodged a complaint with the police and Sithole was arrested for alleged impersonation and offensive behaviour.

Sithole, however, insists that he is a woman, even though a medical doctor has confirmed that he is a man.

He told the court during an appearance on Tuesday that he was born with both male and female organs and a traditional healer gave him herbs that helped him become 100 per cent woman.

Because his parents neglected to pay the traditional healer his full fees, his male organs recently grew back, Sithole said.

In recent years, Sithole has taken part in international youth athletic events such as hurdles, javelin, shot putt and triple jumping.

In June last year, he won a gold medal for Zimbabwe at a regional athletics tournament in Botswana where he competed as a woman.

He also scooped up five medals in Mauritius last year.

http://www.hindustantimes.com/news/7242_1234977,00180009.htm

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And here I thought I'd ultimately read all about the William sisters. Darn it!

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wot a name: sh!thole!! :smack:

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Faisal, you do know that Serena is actually Barry Sanders with a wig dont yoy?

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I have a friend whose last name is pronounced as lip-sihts. Well one day his father got a prank call and a voice says:
Hi if your lips- sh!t then what does your as$ do?
Needless to say the father hung up and did #69 and then reemed into the prank caller.

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You would think Myvoice would have been all over this story.....

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I should move to Zimbabwe and become a Super Swimsuit Model. Matsui and I can do some Clairol commercials too. We are both worth it.

:jhanda:

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Its pronounced ‘see-to-leh’.

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still a weird name. those who know urdu will agree.

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It's a common surname here. You haven't heard wierd surnames, South African ones are still okay but in Zambia they were like Chibamba, Mwanawasa, Chimpampwe and the Nigerian ones I can't even pronounce I kid you not!

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Did you not see long Indian names? or Sri Lankan names?

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^ apparantly African ones are stranger, probably because you guys are not used to hearing them. I had a Sri Lankan friend called Sayanthan Sampanthan.

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try pronouncing "!xobile"

yes, the ! is part of the name :D

those of u who have seen russell peters, shush :p

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^ lolz! i remember that :hehe:

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I think this story is worth reviving...
I lov ethe excuse they gave

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his shlong started to grow or what !

:rotfl:

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old news...

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Yep we know