(SUPER)HERO vs YOU

I will name a random superhero/famous person/character, the next poster has to describe(in detail) how she or he would beat that superhero
after that they also name a random superhero and the poster after that needs to do the same

EXAMPLE:

Meo Versace :

Johnny Bravo
@jeans : describes how she will defeat him

I will lure him in a trap with my beauty, he will be sealed in a box afterwards for eternity muahahah

*after that jeans names a new superhero/character

*Ok I will start:

Batman

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How old are you?

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6years old

are you having difficulties being creative and finding a way to defeat batman :p ?

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Il cut his dupatta (cape) into pieces with a scissor, and maybe set it on fire.

*Bubbles.
*

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Its not even about superheroes @geminifromkhi
im more curious about how imaginative, creative and original the folks here are ;)

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but how will you approach him and how does that stop him :p ?

I would steal batmans suit and stuff after you beat him to beat Bubbles :p

Salman Khan

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Have Katrina swirl to '*Chikni Chameli'.
*He'll sob on my shoulder.
I'm smooth like that.

Superman

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I'll buy some KRYPTONITE from my boy Lex
and ill pretend i need help from superman and whn he comes to my rescque ill trap him in a kryptonite prison

IRON MAN

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Iron man is love! <3
with all those possibilities out there why would i wanna beat him up :(

next plis!!!!

*HOMER *(from the simpsons)

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U wont need anything special for homer, just punch him! :p

The Flash

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Is some of my beauty as per original post still left…do I have enough mojo to lure flash…:vivo:
If not that… I think he should spend an hour on GS…relationship forum…
And when he is paralysed with all the posts…you can finish him off…

Umm…next is…Doraemon

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Doraemon...hmm, your boy is obsolete.

next is , Amir Khan.

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Oh, what the hey!!! this is what i'l do

Hey Amir (Khan) meet Amir (Liaquat)
Amir (Liaquat) say hi to Amir (Khan)

Amir Liaquat (with a creepy smile on his face): Amir Aam khayega aam
Amir Khan : o teri.........and runs away

Next up

Ben Tennyson aka Ben10

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hahahahahahah loool

dafuq.. xD u “guys”(girls ) r fun haha

I dont know Ben10, so i searched on google for it haha
ill defeat Ben 10 by letting him smell my napalm gas like fart
oh hell yeah

Zeus

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Onto Greek gods....i see....let me think

I'll send Nathan Drake, he'll crouch from behind, in his usual fashion, and flip Atlas's feet, once he falls down, the sky loses balance and Zeus falls off his chair and then Nathan quickly grabs the lightening bolt and zaps Zeus and Atlas with the bolt, before they even know what hit them. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Booyah.......2 Greek gods down

Nathan Drake

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nobody..kills zeus..I am gonna take him with me…:lusi:

next one..uumm…Meo Versace…
Hai koi Umeedwar…:sahar02:

:party:

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wauw..i like you

I'll just call my best friend and idol Ryu Hayabusa, that guy has slain the devil, what is a treasure hunter in comparison :p

Lara Croft

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@jeans party badal li, i'l tell Doraemon and too bad Zeus is already down :p

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who is gonna beat lara?

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@Meo Versace oh no you don’t, first you defeat a kid and then my Nathan, mera Nathan, i’ll get you if its the last thing i do waves a fist in anger

I can’t hit a lady… yep…got it

Lara is on one of her expidition (in space this time) when she sees a dark figure coming towards her. She recognises the tall dark figure…its Darth Vader. She pulls out her guns to shoot…her hands on the trigger…just about to press…when suddenly

Darth Vader: Stop don’t shoot
Lara: And why not
DV: Lara I AM YOUR FATHER… years ago when you were just a child we were doing some sightseeing in London…thats when i lost you…near the Buckingham Palace…ever wonder why you loved guns and shooting and going on expeditions so much
Lara: You’re lying
DV: Go ask Sir Croft

Lara gets confused and shocked…no it can’t be…this can’t be happening…she flies back to earth…confronts her father…who finally tells her the truth…She throws a tantrum…gets depressed…starts eating chocolates, ben n jerry’s cookie dough ice cream, drinking soda…gains weight…no exercise…weighs 300 pounds and is now on anti depressants and seeing a shrink… expedition days over :stuck_out_tongue:

Hiro Nakamura