I will name a random superhero/famous person/character, the next poster has to describe(in detail) how she or he would beat that superhero
after that they also name a random superhero and the poster after that needs to do the same
EXAMPLE:
Meo Versace :
Johnny Bravo
@jeans : describes how she will defeat him
I will lure him in a trap with my beauty, he will be sealed in a box afterwards for eternity muahahah
Is some of my beauty as per original post still left…do I have enough mojo to lure flash…
If not that… I think he should spend an hour on GS…relationship forum…
And when he is paralysed with all the posts…you can finish him off…
I dont know Ben10, so i searched on google for it haha
ill defeat Ben 10 by letting him smell my napalm gas like fart
oh hell yeah
Zeus
Onto Greek gods....i see....let me think
I'll send Nathan Drake, he'll crouch from behind, in his usual fashion, and flip Atlas's feet, once he falls down, the sky loses balance and Zeus falls off his chair and then Nathan quickly grabs the lightening bolt and zaps Zeus and Atlas with the bolt, before they even know what hit them. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM
I'll send Nathan Drake, he'll crouch from behind, in his usual fashion, and flip Atlas's feet, once he falls down, the sky loses balance and Zeus falls off his chair and then Nathan quickly grabs the lightening bolt and zaps Zeus and Atlas with the bolt, before they even know what hit them. KABOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Booyah.......2 Greek gods down
Nathan Drake
wauw..i like you
I'll just call my best friend and idol Ryu Hayabusa, that guy has slain the devil, what is a treasure hunter in comparison :p
@Meo Versace oh no you don’t, first you defeat a kid and then my Nathan, mera Nathan, i’ll get you if its the last thing i do waves a fist in anger
I can’t hit a lady… yep…got it
Lara is on one of her expidition (in space this time) when she sees a dark figure coming towards her. She recognises the tall dark figure…its Darth Vader. She pulls out her guns to shoot…her hands on the trigger…just about to press…when suddenly
Darth Vader: Stop don’t shoot
Lara: And why not
DV: Lara I AM YOUR FATHER… years ago when you were just a child we were doing some sightseeing in London…thats when i lost you…near the Buckingham Palace…ever wonder why you loved guns and shooting and going on expeditions so much
Lara: You’re lying
DV: Go ask Sir Croft
Lara gets confused and shocked…no it can’t be…this can’t be happening…she flies back to earth…confronts her father…who finally tells her the truth…She throws a tantrum…gets depressed…starts eating chocolates, ben n jerry’s cookie dough ice cream, drinking soda…gains weight…no exercise…weighs 300 pounds and is now on anti depressants and seeing a shrink… expedition days over