Sardar ki GF nay kisi aur say shaadi karli ,
Sardar roz us larki k ghar k saamnay potty kar k aa jatay,
un k dost nay ik din poocha ye tum kia harkat kartay ho???
Sardar nay kaha main usay batana chahta hoon k us k piyar k bina main bhooka nahi mar raha 
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Husband:Hypnotize karna kisay kehtay hain???
Wife:kisi ko apnay control main kar k us say apni marzi k kaam karwanay ko kehtay hain,
Husband:Chal jhooti usay tou Shaadi kehtay hain:D
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Sardar nay shoq shoq main Roza rakh lia,
he asked 2 his son,
vekh sooraj dooba?
Son: Nai jee,
after sometime again asked ,
vekh dooba ki?
o nai jee,
Sardar,lagta hai menu lay kay he doobay ga:)
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Wife shopping say wapis aakar husband ko apni Sari dikha kar boli ye daikho meri sari kitni khoobsurat hai,aur is ki khaas baat ye hai k is sari ka saara resham aik keeray say bana hai,
Husband,jal kar “aur woh keera main hoon”:biggthumb
:) :D :)
