thought to share it with u guys mayb they r old now but i think they r funny
**Teacher: What happened in 1869?
Student : Gandhi ji was born.
Teacher: What happened in 1873?
Student : Gandhi ji was four years old.
Teacher : Now children , if I saw a man
beating a donkey and stopped him then what virtue
would I be showing ?
Student : BROTHERLY LOVE
Teacher : Because of Gandhiji’s hard work what
do we get on 15th August.
Student : A holiday
Teacher : Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No ma’m! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher : Why?
Raju : My mother will not allow me to go so far!!!
Teacher: There is a frog, Ship is sinking, potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
Student: 32 yrs.
Teacher: How do you know?
Student: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.
Teacher: Ramu, get up. How can you sleep in my class?
Ramu: I can teacher,if you keep your voice down.
Teacher: What is your name?
Student: Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.
Teacher: When I ask question in English, answer it in English.
Student: My name is Sunlight**
