You might be saying : " but Gamma… lol… who is sultan raahi ". If you are wondering who sultan raahi was then i have no respect for you. I wish cancer on your whole family … including pets. Let me list the reasons why sultan raahi is such a god. The following reasons were modified from the “chuck norris series”:
There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Sultan Raahi.
When Sultan Raahi goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
Sultan Raahi once walked down the pind with a massive erection. There were no survivors.
In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Sultan Raahi could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Crop circles are Sultan Raahi’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the **** down.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Sultan Raahi can kill him and take it.
There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Sultan Raahi.
Superman owns a pair of Sultan Raahi pajamas
Sultan Raahi has no concept of time, if you go to his house you won’t find a single clock. When you ask to leave because it’s getting late he stares at you blankly until you sit back down.
When Sultan Raahi sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Sultan Raahi has not had to pay taxes ever
Sultan Raahi won ‘Jumanji’ without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living **** out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
In the movie “Back to the Future” they used Sultan Raahi’ Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease.
Sultan Raahi always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn’t was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.
Sultan Raahi has two speeds: walk and kill.
Sultan Raahi is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Sultan Raahi can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
It takes Sultan Raahi 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
Sultan Raahi is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose’s ****.
Sultan Raahi can divide by zero.
When Sultan Raahi does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Sultan Raahi puts the m’s on M&Ms.
Sultan Raahi was a hidden playable character on Mortal Kombat 2 on the Sega Genesis.
Sultan Raahi is known for his modesty but readily admits that he is the 8th wonder of the natural world
Sultan Raahi goes to the toilet once a month, if he needs to or not.
Sultan Raahi burned down an entire forest when he was experimenting with water.
There are in fact 31 letters of the English Alphabet however only Sultan Raahi knows what the extra 5 letters are.
Occasionally Sultan Raahi will call up the Power Rangers just to say hi.
Sultan Raahi can believe it’s not butter.
Sultan Raahi once ate a banana without having to peel it.
Every piece of furniture in Sultan Raahi’ house is a Total Gym
In a recent interview, Sultan Raahi told Entertainment Tonight co-host Mary Hart that his most memorable role was when he played the third breast on the hooker in “Total Recall”.
Sultan Raahi once did a back flip off the Great Wall of China.
Sultan Raahi doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
Sultan Raahi caught all 386 pokemon in just under 2.7 seconds. He says he won’t trade any of them for anything.
Sultan Raahi broke his own leg, purely for the sake of winning the paralympics.
Sultan Raahi will never fully be male nor female. Doctors once asked him which he preferred. He gave them an ad for a Total Gym.
Sultan Raahi frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can “accidentally” beat the **** out of little kids.
Sultan Raahi doesn’t understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days
Sultan Raahi does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Sultan Raahi goes killing.
If you look in a mirror and say “Sultan Raahi” three times, he will appear and kill your entire family… but at least you get to see Sultan Raahi.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Sultan Raahi and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Sultan Raahi is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a ****ing Indian.
Sultan Raahi was the original Danny Tanner on the hit family sitcom, “Full House”. He was replaced by Bob Saget after an unfortunate incident with one of the Olsen triplets.
When Sultan Raahi was driving he saw a sign that said, “Caution: Small Children Playing.” So he slowed down, but then it occurred to him: Sultan Raahi isn’t afraid of small children.
If Sultan Raahi is late, time better slow the **** down.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Sultan Raahi, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone has ever gotten.
Sultan Raahi invented cancer because he was tired of killing people
A Chevy truck was totalled in a car accident. It hit black ice, then hit Sultan Raahi. You tell me what did the damage.
Everytime Sultan Raahi hears the term ‘Virgin’ Mary he laughs out loud…
It used to be called the Tower of Pisa…until Sultan Raahi decided to roundhouse kick the **** out of it
Sultan Raahi kills 14 pakis at the end of every week just to prove he isn’t racist.
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