Subject: A Real Tech Support Nightmare

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Subject: A Real Tech Support Nightmare

                               A Real Tech Support Nightmare
                                  Upgrading: Caveat Emptor

      From:     Joe
      To:         Technical Support
      Subject:  Software Problems

      Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed

that the new program began unexpected child
processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
No mention of this phenomenon was included in
the product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs itself into
all other programs and launches during system
initialization, where it monitors all other system activity.

      Applications such as Pokernight 10.3, Drunken Boys Night 2.5 and

Saturday Football 5.0 no longer run, crashing
the system whenever selected. I can not seem to keep Wife 1.0 in
the background while attempting to run some
of my other favorite applications. I am thinking about going
back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the un-install does not work
on this program.

      Can you help me, please!!!

      Thanks, Joe

      From:     Technical Support
      To:         Joe
      Subject:  Software Ypgrade Problems

      Dear Joe:

      This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly

due to a primary misconception. Many people
upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife
1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program.

      Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to

run everything. It is unlikely you would be
able to purge Wife 1.0 and still convert back to Girlfriend 7.0.
Hidden operating files within your system would
cause Girlfriend 7.0 to emulate Wife 1.0 so nothing is gained.
It is impossible to un-install, delete, or purge the
program files from the system once installed. You can not go
back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not
designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 8.0
or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the
original system. Look in your manual under
“Warnings-Alimony/Child Support”. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0
and just deal with the situation. Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section
regarding General Partnership Faults (GPFs). You must assume all
responsibility for faults and problems that
might occur, regardless of their cause. The best course of
action will be to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE.
In any case avoid excessive use of the Esc key because
ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE
command before the operating system will return to normal. The
system will run smoothly as long as you take the
blame for all the GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but very
high maintenance. Consider buying additional
software to improve the performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend
Flowers 2.1 and Chocolates 5.0.

      Do not, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short

Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application for
Wife 1.0 and is likely to cause irreversible damage to the
operating system.

      Best of luck.
      Tech Support.
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