“Outside consultants sought for test of gas chamber.”
- Ad in Arizona Republic
“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound.”
- Ad in the “Missoulian” by Orange Street Food Farm
“FOR RENT: CONDOM… ONLY US$650.”
- Ad in Jakarta Post, should have read Condo
“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.”
- Alan Minter, Boxer
“I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness.”
- Alicia Silverstone, Actress
“How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby.”
- Anonymous Manufacturer
“Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if you are thinking of leaving now, you’d better set off a few minutes earlier.”
- Anonymous Traffic Report
“We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather.”
- Arab News report