- At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-Well,it’s so hot , there were no cool cabs so I thought i’d watch
some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.
- In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your
feetStupid Question:-Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia… why don’t you try
again or should i try this time.
- At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question: - Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: - Why? Would it rather have been you?
- At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-Is the “blah blah blah” dish good
Answer:-No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly
also spit in it.
- At a family get-together.When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna,Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:-Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
- When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:-Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:-No, he’s a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout…it’s just
The money.
- When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:-Sorry. Were you sleeping.
Answer:-No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when
You Called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What
do you think?
When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:-Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-No, its autumn and I’m shedding…At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:-Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-And while I’m telling you , you tell me if I bite.
- You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:-Oh, so you smoke
Answer: -No, it’s a miracle …it was a chalk and now it’s in
Flames!!!
[This message has been edited by Lahori Tiger (edited March 26, 2002).]