BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn’t heavy.
**GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! **
BOY : You love me…
**GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring?? **
**BOY : Sure, what’s your phone number?? **
**GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. **
**BOY : Then marry me and we’ll be the happiest couple **
**GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever. **
**BOY : Don’t you ever want to improve?? **
**BOY : I love you and I could die for you! **
**GIRL : How soon?? **
**BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you! **
**GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there?? **
**MAN : You remind me of the sea. **
**WOMAN : Because I’m wild, romantic and exciting? **
**MAN : NO, because you make me sick. **
WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear
**and comes out of the other. **
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both
ears and comes out of the mouth.
MARY : John says I’m pretty. Andy says I’m ugly.What
**do u think, Peter? **
**PETER : A bit of both. I think you’re pretty ugly. **
Girlfriend : '…And are you sure you love me and no
**one else ?’ **
Boyfriend : 'Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again
**yesterday’. **
Teacher : 'Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
**showing?’ **
**Student : ‘Brotherly love’. **
Teacher : 'Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say
**prayers before eating?’ **
Sam : 'No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good
**cook’. **
Teacher : ’ Can anybody give an example of
**COINCIDENCE?’ **
One Student : 'Sir, my Mother and Father got married
**on the same day and at the same time.’ **
Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in parts of Africa
**a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her? **
Dad: That happens in every country, son
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