[FONT="]*How come wrong numbers are never busy?
*Do people in Australia call the rest of the world up over?
*Does killing time damage eternity?
*Why is “abbreviation” such a long word?
*Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
*Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
*Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
*Why is lemon juice made with artificial lemons, but dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
*Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
*If peanut butter cookies are made from peanut butter, what are girl scout cookies made out of?
*If black holes are vacuums, who changes the bags?
*If swimming is good for your shape, why do whales look the way they do?
*If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil come from?
*Why don’t they make mouse flavored cat food?
*If you are sending someone Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
*If it’s tourist season why can’t we shoot them?
*Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
*If it’s zero degrees outside and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, what’s the temperature going to be?
*Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
*Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?
*If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
*Why is it that you can tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, he will believe you, but tell him that a bench has wet paint on it he has to touch it?
*If con is the opposite of pro, what is the opposite of progress?
*If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
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