Stupid Monday

Hangout GupShup Cafe
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Vent Number 1: Brand new shoes, gorgeous little girl, “Miss, I like your shoes”. “Why thankyou darling, I like them too.” Forward to 2 and a half hours later, foot is bleeding thanks to gorgeous girl for jinxing brand new shoes. Not happy.

Vent Number 2: End of stupid Monday, walk into “Tesco’s” the alarm starts bleeping. I have yet to buy anything. Mr. Security man nods for me to go in. Buy my yoghurt, pay for it, (self service tills are amazing!) walk out and lo and behold, the alarm starts bleeping again! Before I can even breathe, Mr. Security Man wants to search me. Has he forgotton that it bleeped when I entered the stupid store! Obvioulsy it’s not working properly. Such a kerfuffle!

Vent Number 3: I am hungry and there is no food. :frowning:

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Re: Stupid Monday

1; blaming others for buying smaller size,
2; should've smiled at the security guard so that he would've noticed
3; what happend to yogurt.

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  1. Size is fine, they are new. The girl jinxed them, end of.
  2. I did smile, I am the epitome of politeness at all times.
  3. It's for lunch tomorrow, I cannot eat it now.

You have not made me feel better about my Monday. Why?

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well i tried, :bummer:

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  1. I would love to meet that girl
  2. now you should start making contacts with that security guy
  3. get up from GS and cook something

sincerely yours,
Ms. Captain Loti

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Uncle Surgum, this is cafe, smell the coffee and wake up, try harder as nobody likes a quitter!

Ms. Loti, I actually have no reply for you, but it is a pleasure to meet you.

Where are all the nice cafe people gone? Is school not out yet in America?

u know sumthin.....
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If I was still in England by now I’d be racing out right now to pick up a take out meal and personally deliver it to MM :love: … but I guess instead I’ll have to just send over thought waves of sympathy :stuck_out_tongue:

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Awwww, Maddy, you have restored the faith of Cafe!

Just do what Dorothy did and click your heels twice, you will be home in no time.

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I clicked twice, but I ended up in that backward hick town that Dorothy came from. S, I had to click again and end up here, where I continue to be tortured by the thought of you alone plagued with hunger :crying:

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I thought uncle surgum suggested smelling the security guy. Though its not a bad idea.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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security guards mom, cooked ghobbi so his jacket stinks, i hope she doesnt go smell him.:)

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Hahah! Your post was edited by Ehsan. What did you say? @ Captain Lota.

I could not have smelt him for he was from a land far far away and should probably not have had been given legal status in my land.

Maddy, did you repeat "There's no place like home" whilst clicking your heels? No wonder it did not work!

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Let me just quote this before you edit your post.

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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Divn't bother luv, I was "trying" to be funny. What is wrong with Cafe today?!

Me and mY gender ... why?
Me and mY gender ... why?
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You're trying a bit too hard. Having trouble fitting in, Ms?

Sincerely,
Captain Lota

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Cafe is suffering Monday Syndrome today sigh

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Fitting in? Where? Iv already explained that my shoes were new and not a size too small.

Tell me about it Maddy. Maybes you need to cheer us all up with a punjabi tune?

Me and mY gender ... why?
Me and mY gender ... why?
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No, I’m suffering from Monday Syndrome. Made worse by sleeping only 4 hours last night AND being all the way across the Atlantic from MM :bummer:

Me and mY gender ... why?
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Sunday ho ya monday roz khao aanday ! :rotfl: