STRICTLY : Ladies ONLY

[crown]

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Can some one point me in the right direction of changing the name of the thread

[Lusi]

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Hey all,

I do apologise to those who think the title of the thread is un-appropriate I will change it if I can work out how to do it.... I would greatly appreciate it if men could keep off this thread....

I would like those who have given proper feedback and have helped me, I'm not open about these kind of things and feel really embarrassed talking to my mum or sisters about it....

Check out the links STA has posted in this thread. Also, check your local library or bookstore (barnes and nobles) for books on relationships, intimacy, human biology. Rest, relax and get to know your partner.

[Sannan]

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@crown

Hey ladies,

I have this thing realy bugging me and have no idea who to ask for help, so i remembered you guys. I have had to pluck up the courage to ask this so please no sarcasm

Basically my mate was talkinging about her first night with her husband (you knw what i mean) and apprently she goes it hurts realy bad…

im getting married later on this year and im dreading it, is she taking the mick or is there truth in it.

She must be thankful to her husband that he is mature and can tell in details …
It remind me a joke
of very innocent guy who was very shy and didn’t know any things so his friends talked with their wives and they gave direction to that lady who were going to marry …
So male friends advised him that just do as your wife will say!
First Night started :cobra:
she said come close to me
now lye with me
undressed and sit on me
he did every thing
Now she said OK now do dirty thing
So he passed Stool

Moral : Mature husband is necessary

[ninja_hattori]

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lol

nice wife

[muqawwee123]

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@Sannan

She must be thankful to her husband that he is mature and can tell in details …
It remind me a joke
of very innocent guy who was very shy and didn’t know any things so his friends talked with their wives and they gave direction to that lady who were going to marry …
So male friends advised him that just do as your wife will say!
First Night started :cobra:
she said come close to me
now lye with me
undressed and sit on me
he did every thing
Now she said OK now do dirty thing
So he passed Stool

Moral : Mature husband is necessary

I think that must lead to situation discussed in the thread:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/535645-quickest-shaadi-to-talaq-you-have-seen.html

[ninja_hattori]

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dulhan was the one who provocated masoom dulha

[Sannan]

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@muqawwee123

I think that must lead to situation discussed in the thread:

http://www.paklinks.com/gs/life-and-relationships/535645-quickest-shaadi-to-talaq-you-have-seen.html

let me check that thread

[shera21]

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WTH, are you on your period or what? What's up with the attitude!

I never said you were dirty minded I'm from an european country too and come from a good family, you're not the only decent girl in the world. I misunderstood you before and thought you said you didnt know about sex at all and I got a "holier than thou" vibe from you that everyone had to be dirty minded to know about it.

I skipped over all your urdu because it frankly was an eyesore.

Good Luck.

xcuse me, what's happening to u
for what areu getting so hyper.
ihv just told my experience
u didnt not call me dirty mind neither u called me dirty mind,
if u cant understand urdu then let me tell im also not perfect in english,
i wonder how u handle while ur in pakistan with ur relatives if u CANT understand urdu
living in europe doesnt mean that u forget ur culture and cant understand ur mother language, that is more embarassing AS TO NOT KNOW ABT SEX DUDE
so what u think that i come from a bad family?
good family doesnt mean to react like u do with me ke awww u didnt know abt sex etc etc.
i was not offending u my dear
abt dirty mind i surely didnt mean that everyone should be, for god sake,
i only said that mostly ppl living in asia think like that, they think that europe is a dirty country were in europe ppl concentrate on their career and later they think abt sex, dat was my point,

i didnt say dat in the most clean girl in the word u understood me in a very WRONG WAY
im sorry, but ur answers were really offending me a nd ur attitude is worst the me, what is this? are u in period bla bla bla, if u r from a good family then talk good man!
end of the story
god bless u

PS: after along time ihv entered this forum and ihv seen many chanes here, im disapointed, and what i said mera WOH matlab tha hi nahin first understand and then show attitude

[amzsonikuri]

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xcuse me, what's happening to u for what areu getting so hyper. ihv just told my experience u didnt not call me dirty mind neither u called me dirty mind, if u cant understand urdu then let me tell im also not perfect in english, i wonder how u handle while ur in pakistan with ur relatives if u CANT understand urdu living in europe doesnt mean that u forget ur culture and cant understand ur mother language, that is more embarassing AS TO NOT KNOW ABT SEX DUDE so what u think that i come from a bad family? good family doesnt mean to react like u do with me ke awww u didnt know abt sex etc etc. i was not offending u my dear abt dirty mind i surely didnt mean that everyone should be, for god sake, i only said that mostly ppl living in asia think like that, they think that europe is a dirty country were in europe ppl concentrate on their career and later they think abt sex, dat was my point,

i didnt say dat in the most clean girl in the word u understood me in a very WRONG WAY im sorry, but ur answers were really offending me a nd ur attitude is worst the me, what is this? are u in period bla bla bla, if u r from a good family then talk good man! end of the story god bless u

PS: after along time ihv entered this forum and ihv seen many chanes here, im disapointed, and what i said mera WOH matlab tha hi nahin first understand and then show attitude

actually my mother language is pashtun and i can speak that very well

You need to get off that high horse of yours or one day you'll come crashing down

kthanksbye

[partyslims]

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@NomiCA

Jazakallah Brother very nice share..:k:

i glanced the book…i must say…it has been written very well…and with great wisdom including both religious and scientific authenticity…

and found the following points of great importance…
i believe my fellow guppans will implement the suggestions in full when its time to consummate ..

Page-33-34

If you do it while standing up…the kids born will be mentally retarded..so its highly recommended not to do it while standing up

If you talk while doing it…there is a very real possiblity that the child born will not be able to speak and suffer speech problems

if your husband looks at your private parts… the kids born will be blind…

I nominate this for post of the year.

[khattichic]

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^^^

[KayZ]

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@Sannan

She must be thankful to her husband that he is mature and can tell in details …
It remind me a joke
of very innocent guy who was very shy and didn’t know any things so his friends talked with their wives and they gave direction to that lady who were going to marry …
So male friends advised him that just do as your wife will say!
First Night started :cobra:
she said come close to me
now lye with me
undressed and sit on me
he did every thing
Now she said OK now do dirty thing
So he passed Stool

Moral : Mature husband is necessary

Mohtaram, aap ko pehli dafa itna involve ho kar koi post kartay daikha hay

[KayZ]

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@crown

Hey ladies,

I have this thing realy bugging me and have no idea who to ask for help, so i remembered you guys. I have had to pluck up the courage to ask this so please no sarcasm

Basically my mate was talkinging about her first night with her husband (you knw what i mean) and apprently she goes it hurts realy bad…

im getting married later on this year and im dreading it, is she taking the mick or is there truth in it.

why dont you take her out for a lunch or dinner and ask every single detail of it. You will surely be able to judge the truth from her face expressions and body language.

In case you find any useful information, dont forget to post here

[TLK]

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@crown

Hey ladies,

I have this thing realy bugging me and have no idea who to ask for help, so i remembered you guys. I have had to pluck up the courage to ask this so please no sarcasm

Basically my mate was talkinging about her first night with her husband (you knw what i mean) and apprently she goes it hurts realy bad…

im getting married later on this year and im dreading it, is she taking the mick or is there truth in it.

it hurts emotionally more than physically. You are expecting a body like salman khan and out comes amjad khan when he takes his clothes off.

Desi men are so deceiving, and they really know how to suck their belly in to look tidd-less in their sherwanis

[ZareenKhan]

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@TLK

it hurts emotionally more than physically. You are expecting a body like salman khan and out comes amjad khan when he takes his clothes off.

Desi men are so deceiving, and they really know how to suck their belly in to look tidd-less in their sherwanis

[TLK]

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For Groom: **Tohfa-e-Dulha **by Muhammad Haneef Abdul Majeed

I recommend another book for grooms called Tohfa-e-Dulah by Hugh Hefner

ok ok , joking :(

[cat-woman]

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I don't see any helpful advice here. I have googled stuff but like the thread-starter, would like tips. Why can't girls be honest and just tell you what to do?

[goddamniamsoawesome]

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@Clarence

It is true friend has a way of pushing the right buttons
with me when it comes to making me react all OMG…
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THIS WOMAN KNOWS! MMMHMMM SANTA CRUZ DONUTS!