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[TLK]

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@Naabigh

How on God’s earth you let your poor wife to go alone to a bathroom - she has never been before …

And secondly .. Your friend is not an opportunistic … he could have made something outta it

@Sannan

Few questions :cobra:
Why so quickly she washed her face ? you know what i mean
Is he still afraid ?

Bhai sahibaan, I was not hiding under their bed at that time, so how could I answer these questions. I don’t know men. Tomorrow you will ask me if the bathroom was attached or detached. Aray mujhay kya pataa.

[Niksik]

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@redvelvet

TLK, it’s probably cuz he fractured his bone when he tripped on his sheesha-embellished lungi. Oh and yes, Niks Aapi…I feel for you too.

@Enigmatic

Niks aapii ..I feel for you

[Sannan]

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@TLK

Bhai sahibaan, I was not hiding under their bed at that time, so how could I answer these questions. I don’t know men. Tomorrow you will ask me if the bathroom was attached or detached. Aray mujhay kya pataa.

Please don’t open any thread without all details :cobra: waisay once we were hide under the bed in marriage of one of my best friend

[devilish_angel]

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@Sannan

Please don’t open any thread without all details :cobra: waisay once we were hide under the bed in marriage of one of my best friend

bechara dost he must be

[psyah]

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Ok I need a bit of clarification here ... Did she wash the face before or after ...?

The order of events is critical as it changes the insight of the situation drastically.

[Sannan]

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@psyah

Ok I need a bit of clarification here … Did she wash the face before or after …?

The order of events is critical as it changes the insight of the situation drastically.

This is what I asked in a very simply way (check post # 81) for answer :cobra:

[jaan_leva]

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Seems like case for vaginismus/TIGHTinitus.

[Xtron]

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@TLK

Hey Guys,

I have this thing really bugging me and have no idea who to ask for help, so i remembered you guys (pfft…). I have had to pluck up the courage to ask this so please no sarcasm

Basically my mate was talking about his first night with his wife (you knw what i mean) and apparently when she came back from the bathroom after face wash and no makeup, he said it hurts realy bad…well in fact he got scared.

is he taking the mick or is there truth in it.

Well she revealed her true self that night..so this guy has two options: Either he could just accept her the way she looks..OR sleep on the couch for utter disappointment.

[psyah]

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@Sannan

This is what I asked in a very simply way (check post # 81) for answer :cobra:

No you asked “why she washed her face so quickly” - How do you know she washed her face quickly?" :S and was it “quickly after the act or quickly before the act” ???

My question is one of clarification … did she wash her face after the act?

If she did then … the reason for the hurting is “guilt-pain transfer” and if it is before the act it is “fear-pain transfer” …

there is truth in it … hehehe … well I’ll let the Fresh Prince tell you all about it …

[TLK]

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@psyah

Ok I need a bit of clarification here … Did she wash the face before or after …?

The order of events is critical as it changes the insight of the situation drastically.

Yes she washed her face after consummation if marriage, in fact after successful consummation, first she climbed on top of the window sill, beat her chest like Tarzan and screamed YAHOOO. That is how we non-hubby people learnt that they are done. AFter that she went to the bathroom to wash her face. Even there she was screeming her llungs out and singing this song
My name is Sheela
Sheela ki jawani
I’m just sexy for you
Main tere haath na aani

In case you did not notice, I was being sarcastic there. Aray bhai mujhe kya pata ke kab munh dhoyaa thaa oos ne

[redvelvet]

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Hey Guys,

, he said it hurts realy bad.....well in fact he got scared.

.

He should hit up Badnaam Munni for that Jhandu balm if he's that hurt.

[ZareenKhan]

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abhi tak khula hai yeh topic

[ashykh]

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itni investigation tauba hai
and he seriously didnt see her before marriage.when did this marriage take place 1940?

[TLK]

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@redvelvet

He should hit up Badnaam Munni for that Jhandu balm if he’s that hurt.

he is more into “main aur meri tanhai” now a days

@ZareenKhan

abhi tak khula hai yeh topic

well heck yes. This topic is like my lungi - always khula.

err, by that mean, my lungi wali thread - always khula

[Niksik]

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omg

[ZareenKhan]

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@TLK

well heck yes. This topic is like my lungi - always khula.

zyada nahi batemez ho rahey tlk :nono: buri baat!

btw, the house helper just told me today that in some villages women wear lungis too

how cute, i say :nono:

[TLK]

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^ aray that was a typo. Did not you read my nect statement. Its so amazing that you conveniently picked the wrong part of my comment and ignored the clarification.

some people have such a dirty mind

[ashykh]

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anyone wanna share what a lungi is! =)

[TLK]

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@ashykh

anyone wanna share what a lungi is! =)

what!!

[ashykh]

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lol is it like a dhoti? **