Two strangers are sitting in an adjacent seats in airplane. One
guy says to the other,
“Let’s talk. I hear that the flight will go faster if you strike
up a conversation with your fellow passenger.”
The other guy, who had just opened a good book, closes it slowly,
takes off his glasses and asks,
“What would you like to discuss?”
The first guy says, “Oh, I don’t know; how about Nuclear Power?”
The other guy says, “OK, that could make for some pretty
interesting conversation. But let me ask you a question first: A
horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff. But the deer
excretes pellets; the cow, big patties; and the horse, clumps of
dried grass. Why is that?”
The first guy says, “I don’t know.”
The other guy says, “Oh? Well then, do you really think you’re
qualified to discuss Nuclear Power when you don’t know $hit?”
^ i think that would be a great idea. at least we won’t have to read boring jokes - usually when people come to the jokes section they would like to laugh
