10 starnge but… 100% true facts…**
1****
Apni Biwi ko apni 100% kamai dene se 10% Sukh milta hai.
Kisi doosri ko apni kamai ka 10% dene pe 100% sukh milta hai!!!
2
Funny but true… !! A woman worries about her future till she gets a husband,
A man never worries about his future until he gets a wife !! ..
3
A Man before marriage is - Superman.
After Marriage - Gentleman.
5 years Later - Watchman.
10 Years later - Apne Hi Jaal Mein phansa hua Spiderman.
4
Life me hamesha Hanstey raho,muskratey raho, gaatey raho, gungunatey raho…
ta key tumhen dekh kar hi log samajh jayen ke tum… " UNMARRIED" ho.
5
Wife- agar main kho gayi to tum kya karogey?
Husband - main TV aur newspaper mein Ad dunga ki jaha kahin bhi ho
KHUSH RAHO
6
Why love marriage is better than Arranged??? B’coz a “KNOWN DEVIL”
is better Than an “UNKNOWN GHOST”.
7
Wife: main tumhari yaad mein 2O din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hoon, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
HUSBAND: 2O din aur ruk jaao.
8
A man gave an add in Matrimonial column"BIWI CHAHIYE"
He got 1000 replies all saying:-" Meri Le Ja…!"‘‘Meri Le Ja…!’’
9
Husband to Hotel Manager: “Jaldi chalo! meri biwi khidki se kud kar jaan dena chahti hai”
Manager: "What can I do?
Husband: “Kamine, khidki kion nahi khul rahi hai.”
10
Telling a lie is a fault for a little boy,an art for a lover,an accomplishment for a bachelor
and a Matter of Survival for a married man…**
