a.) Moisturizer - i would be sweating my buns off, so no need to worry about the dry skin
b.) Sunblock - there won’t be any annoying aunties telling me how kaali i look..so I’ll keep my tan
c.) Epilator - no men there telling me im starting to look like one of them…so the hairy legs will stay - might keep me warm at night too 
d.) Tweezers - don’t do my eyebrows..so im good
e.) Hair straightener - where will i plug it in? besides all that humidity will just fry my hair anyways
f.) Deo - my bad stench will keep the smoke monster and all other things that want to eat me away
g.) Lipstick - who will i impress with it? the orangutan?
h.) Mascara - seriously?
i.) Perfume - again, I’ll stick to my stench
j.) Emery-board - what’s this? if it’s something like a Ouija board..then no thank you, no need to call up dead people to keep me company.