4 guppans - Phatima1, Sheyn, EMM and our Khumar were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job.
The next morning, first up was Phatima1. “Here’s your question,” said the President, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” Without hesitation, she replied “A thought, because it takes no time at all.” “Very good answer,” said the President.
Next up was Sheyn “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. “A blink,” replied sheyn almost instantaneously, “cos you don’t think about a blink. It’s a reflex.” “Good answer,” replied the president.
Next was EMM, “What’s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. EMM thought for a moment, “Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately.” “That’s a great answer,” replied the president.
Finally, it was our Khumar’s turn. “What`s the fastest thing in the world?” asked the president. Scratching her head Khumar replied: “Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light…”
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kiya soch rahi hain?
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hehe 
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It is so easy, take any Sardar Jee's joke replace him with any Guppy or Guppan and post it here.
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4 guppans - Phatima1, Sheyn, EMM and our Khumar were being interviewed for a top job. With nothing to choose between them, the President told them over dinner that the decisive test would be carried out the following morning, with each candidate being asked the same question and the best answer would get them the job. The next morning, first up was Phatima1. "Here's your question," said the President, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" Without hesitation, she replied "A thought, because it takes no time at all." "Very good answer," said the President. Next up was Sheyn "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. "A blink," replied sheyn almost instantaneously, "cos you don't think about a blink. It's a reflex." "Good answer," replied the president. Next was EMM, "What's the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. EMM thought for a moment, "Electricity, because you can flip a switch and 20 miles away a light will go on immediately." "That's a great answer," replied the president. Finally, it was our Khumar's turn. "What`s the fastest thing in the world?" asked the president. Scratching her head Khumar replied: "Diarrhoea, because last night after dinner I was lying on my bed when I got these awful stomach pains and before I could think, blink or turn on the light....."
this a good sardar joke here Sardar replaced by Khumar,
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hmmm
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yeah i know many of my jokes now will be for khumar