Heaven’t you read the heading?
Can’t you understand English?
You know that you must not read
this.But you are still reading it.
I dont understand why you do things
which are forbidden for you!
Have you gone nuts?
I promise you it will add nothing
to whatever knowledge you think
you have! It is better for you
to read somethings else.Advise
your friend to do the same.You
can’t stop reading, can you? Have
you no control on your nerves?
Or has your mind been hijacked?
I was right when i said you would
never stop reading.Well! Its not
your fault. Its human nature. You
cant help it, any way. All humans
love to do things they are forbidden
to do. Its human nature to break laws
and regulations.But let me ask you,
my dears friends,what makes you read
it till the end. You cant stop here.
You still continue reading as if a
magician has cast a spell on you.
Pray and do stop now. Be a sport.
Only a few lines are left. Dont
continue.
Why are you so curius? Why are you
wasting your precious time? Now,
look at your watch, 5 minutes have
passed. Ha! Ha! Ha! This is the end.
Haven’t you wasted your time? You
could have done something better!!
but i tell you one thing don’t tell
anybody. That i wasted 5 minutes to write this. shhhhh… somebody is listening.
A word of advice: “Remeber, advices are like assholes… everyone has one!”