http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
ek min
[This message has been edited by khawateen (edited November 24, 2001).]
got this in mail…
coco: i guess i do have falthu time…
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
major censorin has gone on as even the corner room isnt cornery enuff for a fwd like this… kher
AQUARIUS: u have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. u lie a great deal. u make the same mistakes repeatedly because u are stupid. everyone thinks u are a flippin jerk. u are a murgha sucker ( i hope u guyz can crack the code
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
)
PISCES: u have vivid imagination and often think u are being followed by the FBI or the CIA. u have a minor influence on ure friends and ppl resent u for flaunting what u mistake as power. u lack confidence and are a general dipstick
(man the censorin is ruining the effect coco! )
ARIES: u are a pioneer type and think most ppl are a “one eyed snake head” (hope u guyz can crack this one too). u are quick to reprimand, impatient and scornful of advice. u do nothin but piss off everynoe u come inot contact with. u are a prick.
TAURUS: u are practical and persistant. u have a dogged detremination and stick-to-it-ivness because u do nothin right the first time. u are nothin but a flippin a-hole
GEMINI: (gawd this one hurts so bad
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/frown.gif
) u are a quick and intelligent thinker. ppl like u because ure a bisexual. (
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/biggrin.gif
) u are inclined to expect too much for too little. this means ure a cheap ******* (ouch).
geminis are notorious for thriving on incest
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hoonh.gif
CANCER: u are sympathetic and understanding to other ppl’s problems, which makes u a sucker.u always keep putitn things off. this is why u will always be on welfare and won’t be worth crap. everyone in prison is a cancer
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/tongue.gif
LEO: u consider ureself a born leader. everyone thinks u are an idiot. most leo’s are bullies. u are vain and can not tolerate honest critism, ure arrogance is disgusting. leo’s are theiving mother fornicaters (some more censoring) and enjoy masturbation more than sex.
VIRGO: u are the logical type and hate disorder. ure crap pickin attitude is sickening to ure coworkers. u are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep whilst having sex. virgos make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA: u are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. if u are a male u are probably QUEER (ahem ahem) chances for employent and monetary gain are nil. most libra women are whores. all libras die of veneral disease.
SCORPIO: the worse of the lot. u are shrewd i business and can not be trusted. u shall achieve the pinnacle of succes because of ure total lack of ehics. u are a perfect SOB. most scorpios are murdered.
SAGGITARIUS: u are optimistic and enthusiastic. u have a reckless tendency to rely on luck-since u have no talent. the majrity of saggitarius’ are drunks, NIXON was a saggitarius, u are indeed a worthless pce of crap
CAPRICORN: u are conservative and are afraid of takin risks. u are basically a chicken crap , there has never been a capriconr of any importance. u should kill ureself.
uff… itni typing..u pppl better like it… thanku coco for helpin out with the censoring
NJOY PIP SQUEAKS
well then… if some ppl here arnet just clever… censoring things already in plzce… and here i am wasting time with coco comin up with replacements
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/rolleyes.gif
I can’t wait all my life…On a street of broken dreams
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. ~William Dement
I don't see the point of this message... can anyone enlighten me as to it's purpose? It just seems to be rudeness and obscenity with no aim in mind.
Shirin its an e-mail forward gone crazy. There is nothing to it. It has no purpose.
Jitna Diya Sarkar Nay Mujko, Itni Meri Auqat Nahi, Yeh Saab Tumhara Karam Hai Aqa, Mujh Mein Aisi Koi Baat Nahin.
Love happens once . . .
I thought this was another Roman’s ‘Oooo i am gonna drool over a newsperson’ Thread
Btwaaay so not true
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hoonh.gif
Jinnah, Moi ZTang, Bhutto, Mohd Ali Boxer are only some of the Capricorns
This is a complete taang toring the name of a great chinese leader. The correct spelling are Mao Tse-tung.
http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif
ps. Agree with Shirin and Coh Coh. Although with more safai suthrai, this thread could have been suitable for the Jokes forum.
uff.. i tried and i tried....... but i think half of the essence has already been killed with the censoring....
and yes... there was no purpose... just a change from the usual gay "oh ure an independent and caring" crap the horiscopes usually go on bout.
I can't wait all my life...On a street of broken dreams
Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives. ~William Dement