A man returns from Africa and is feeling very ill.
He goes to see his doctor, and is immediately rushed to the
hospital to undergo a barrage of tests. The man wakes up after
the tests in a private room at the hospital, and the phone by
his bed rings. “This is your doctor. We’ve had the results back
from your tests and we’ve found you have an extremely nasty
virus, which is highly contagious!” “Oh my gosh,” cried the
man, “What are you going to do, doctor?” “Well we’re going to
put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and pita bread.”
“Will that cure me?” asked the man. The doctor replied,
“Well no, but it’s the only food we can get under the door.”
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