80,000 sardars meet at the Punjab capital for a"Sardars Are Not Stupid Convention”. Banta Singh, the president of wise sardar & CO. says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that sardars are not stupid. Can I have a vo###teer?" One sardar (Santa Singh) steps up. Banta asks him,“What is 15 plus 15?” After 15 or 20 seconds, he says, “Eighteen.” Obviously, everyone is a little disappointed. Then 80,000 sardars start cheering, “Give him another chance, give him another chance.” Banta says, "Well, since we’ve gone to the trouble of getting 80,000 of you here and the world wide press, I guess we can give him another chance.” So he says, "What is 5 plus 5?"After nearly 30 seconds, santa eventually says, “Ninety?” Banta sighs - everyone is crestfallen and the sardars starts crying "Give him another chance, give him another chance.” Banta, unsure whether he is doing more harm than damage, eventually says, “Ok! One more chance. What is 2 plus 2?” Santa closes his eyes and after a whole minute eventually says "Four.” Around the stadium 80,000 sardars start yelling “Give him another chance, give him another chance.”
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