Spring Break in Pakistan 2

  1. Watch sexy Uncles at Paradise Point in Mercury underwear, showing off the flexibility of imported elastic and their hair nets.
  2. Watch bodacious Punjabi Muthiyarans make lassi the traditional way in Gujranwala. Go for the cream.
  3. Gamble your money away with Memon card sharks at Old Clifton. Do not try the special paan.
  4. Frequent Islamabad international international airport to leer at the foreign flight attendants, catholic nuns are off limit.
  5. Join lecherous men making suggestive expressions at Aunties and Sahelis in Anarkali bazaar. Watch out for the stealthy pinch.
  6. Join lecherous men make suggestive gestures at nubile boys at Kissa Khawani bazar. The younger the better.
  7. Join lecherous men make suggestive gestures at Hijras at Uzma Market. Watch them get embarrassed when the hijras respond.
  8. Join a *qawali *fest at **Abdullah Shah Ghazi **on Thursday night. Eat biryani, smoke churse and be merry until the lathi charge.
  9. Throw 5-paisa coins at the local theater in Mir Pur Khas as you watch Musarat Shaheen frolic around in a skin tight dress, with an assortment of strategically placed twinkling bells.
  10. Get smothered by bewitched style aunties with vertical *Jooras *and flamboyant shalwar kameez at Karachi Gymkhana. The White diamonds induced nausea is part of the package.

Re: Spring Break in Pakistan 2

LoL!

okay, better.

psssst, you can put up pics by uploading them to gs, just use your best judgement on what not to post

Re: Spring Break in Pakistan 2

huh :konfused:

ok now I read it…not bad :smiley:

Re: Spring Break in Pakistan 2

hahaha…anarkali. :cb:

Re: Spring Break in Pakistan 2

thats funny !

Re: Spring Break in Pakistan 2

danke danke :)